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Metrology on a budget
« on: January 11, 2023, 10:39:05 AM »
This Ukrainian guy has made several interesting videos about his home made precision equipment etc.

In this one he shows how he made a very precise set of straight edges from first principles.



<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3fMIAPs6jU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3fMIAPs6jU</a>

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2023, 11:49:23 AM »
 8)

Looks like his dial gauge holder is made of a piece of recycled Russian Tank   ;D

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2023, 01:54:01 PM »
He has that eastern European 'make do' attitude 8⁠-⁠)

He makes really nice nosels (wtf ?. I mean models) to illustrate the video . Check this one on high accuracy indicators

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zEeAzJq-CQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zEeAzJq-CQ</a>

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2023, 02:55:49 PM »
While I was working as a research and development engineer, I learned all about metrology and metallurgy; the hard way. We did it to a budget; a rather generous budget. :Lol:

Much of our work involved the destructive testing of materials under extreme conditions  :hammerbash: 
One of the test houses we used, had a sign on the wall, which read:

" We can smash it, we can bash it,
we can twist it, crash it, blast it,
batter it, shoot it, snap it, shake it,
squeeze it, squash it, rip it, stretch it,
freeze it, crack it, shatter it,
we can slice it, dice it and analyse it.
We can even blow it up."

And that is what we sometimes did  :zap:







It's amazing how plastic a hunk of aluminium can become.... if you apply enough force  :censored:

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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2023, 03:58:31 PM »
Which reminds me of the time that our Elf and Safety lot got on their high horses about "Thou shall contact our H&S department and get specific advice for any work offsite and not follow our customer's own H&S rules"  ::)

So I emailed them back enquiring about could they advise me on the Heath and Safety requirements for my forth coming live firing trial with the UK MoD .... Their advice? Follow the customer's H&S requirements   :lolb:

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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2023, 04:19:33 PM »
While I was working as a research and development engineer, I learned all about metrology; the hard way. We did it to a budget; a rather generous budget. :Lol:

Much of our work involved the destructive testing of materials under extreme conditions  :hammerbash: 
One of the test houses we used, had a sign on the wall, which read:

" We can smash it, we can bash it,
we can twist it, crash it, blast it,
batter it, shoot it, snap it, shake it,
squeeze it, squash it, rip it, stretch it,
freeze it, crack it, shatter it,
we can slice it, dice it and analyse it.
We can even blow it up."

And that is what we sometimes did  :zap:







It's amazing how plastic a hunk of aluminium can become.... if you apply enough force  :censored:

Mike
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That chunk of aluminum needs a little sign on it:  "Used to be round"

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2023, 04:20:47 PM »
Which reminds me of the time that our Elf and Safety lot got on their high horses about "Thou shall contact our H&S department and get specific advice for any work offsite and not follow our customer's own H&S rules"  ::)

So I emailed them back enquiring about could they advise me on the Heath and Safety requirements for my forth coming live firing trial with the UK MoD .... Their advice? Follow the customer's H&S requirements   :lolb:

Jo
So, who were you firing AT? hmmm?  :LittleDevil:

And shouldn't the 'Elf and Safety initials be E&S?   :Lol:

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2023, 04:34:18 PM »

Love the poem!

That chunk of aluminum needs a little sign on it:  "Used to be round"

No Chris, not quite right.  I think the little sign would read:  "Used to be a live round"   :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2023, 04:56:51 PM »
My career started out in high-dollar institutions and corporate facilities, and yes, metrology was done on a big budget.  And I've got some shrapnel around somewhere also as multi-thousand dollar souvenirs.  The Safety police and I had several go-rounds, but I never killed anybody, nor caused serious injury to anything other than a fume hood sliding door (mercury compounds can be...quite reactive).

In later years, I was tasked to show calibration chains to national standards, with little or no budget.  One can be creative, and develop a set of standards on the cheap, if given enough time.  It's the old adage, do you want it cheap, fast or good?  Pick any two.

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2023, 12:28:31 AM »
Bill, I really enjoyed that video. Just the kind of thing that appeals to me.  :ThumbsUp: :ThumbsUp: :cheers:
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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2023, 09:29:23 AM »
He has a few interesting videos. One on the function of an autocollimator, which I found fascinating.

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Re: Metrology on a budget
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2023, 02:26:36 PM »
He has a few interesting videos. One on the function of an autocollimator, which I found fascinating.



And just posted another

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Nw_ly3f8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Nw_ly3f8</a>

 

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