Hazard Fraught Tools

[KB]

From MAD Magazine

[Arbalest]

Hhm, too many to choose from!  I'm liking the manual chainsaw but it looks like too much hard work so I reckon it has to be the 18 - Volt Cordless Hammer! 

I'm sure a guy at work has the Moron Lamp and Muppet Gloves ...

[gmac]

Kevin, Kevin.....now there you go making me pee my pants first thing in the morning......

Cheers Garry

[Deko]

Garry  Peeing your pants first thing in a morning ????  And i thought i was old.

Cheers Dek.

[tel]

Put me down for one of everything and 57 of the paint brushes!

[RMO]

What a Hoot!

[zeeprogrammer]

That was great. Had to show a couple of guys at work that I know wander in to HF on occasion. Even though they're not the metal freaks we are.

[sshire]

Still laughing. Good to know that Mad hasn't lost it.

[Dean W]

Finally!  A Horrible Fright ad that makes sense, (and tells the truth, for once).
Real life meets HF fantasy tools!

"We sell garbage... and we're proud!"

[steamer]

This will get Captn Jerry going for sure.....where's that encabulator build when you need it!

ahh come on Jerry....at least a couple of posts.....

Dave

[Pete49]

sounds like my shed.......well almost
Pete

[KB]

Truth in advertising indeed.

I've bought a couple things, "I'll probably only use it once a year, no sense buying pro grade" -only got to use it a half a time.

Here is one somebody at work gave me. I seriously hope it was manufactured as a joke;



Maybe I'll get better results if I try focusing the beam...

[Captain Jerry]

I must be some kind of jerk.  I paid FULL PRICE for the variable intensity Meglinator!  So far I have only used it to scare the dog and the variable intensity feature is great for that.  I didn't get the extended warranty policy though.  Do you think that was a mistake?

Jerry

[steamer]

Priceless!

[90LX_Notch]

Thanks Kevin! 

Now I finally understand why I sometimes make bad parts.  I don't have a Moron Lamp.  However, I am positive that I have the same look on my face as the Moron "model" when I make a bad part. 

-Bob