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It's Friday night and I thought y'all might like a funny with your favorite adult beverage.On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the midst of the French Revolution the revolting citizens led a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says he would like to face up so he will be looking towards heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.The drunkard comes to the guillotine next. He also decides to die face up, hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. Again, the authorities take this as a sign of divine intervention, and they release the drunkard as well.Next is the engineer. He, too, decides to die facing up. As they slowly raise the blade of the guillotine, the engineer suddenly says, "Hey, I see what your problem is ..."Enjoy,Cletus
Heard it. But how about this one?A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Tennesseean were discussing what was the most remarkable technical achievement of all time."It was the steam engine". said the ME. "James Watt's invention ushered in the Industrial Revolution and stands as the groundwork for every important achievement since"."I would say the personal computer". said the EE. "Who would have thought even 40 years ago that today nearly everyone would have the computing power of the world on his desktop?"."Naw", the Tennesseean offered, "The greatest invention of all was the thermos bottle".The EE raised an eyebrow, and the ME seemed almost enraged. "The thermos bottle!? How can you say that? All a thermos bottle does is keep HOT things HOT and COLD things COLD!""Well yeah", said the Tennesseean, "but how do it know?"