Author Topic: Confucius Says  (Read 1650 times)

Offline dsquire

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Confucius Says
« on: August 01, 2012, 06:31:16 AM »

Confucius Says:
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 Man who run in
 Front of car get tired.
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 Man who run behind
 Car get exhausted.
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 Man with one
 Chopstick go hungry.
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 Man who scratch butt
 Should not bite fingernails.
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 Man who eat many
 Prunes get good run for money.
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 War does not
 Determine who is right, war determine who is
 Left.
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 Wife who put
 Husband in doghouse soon find him in
 Cathouse.
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 Man who drive like
 Hell, bound to get there.
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 Man who live in
 Glass house should change clothes in
 Basement.
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 Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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Cheers  :cheers:

Don
Good, better, best.
Never let it rest,
'til your good is better,
and your better best

Offline Dean W

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Re: Confucius Says
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 06:54:17 AM »
Man who stand with feet firmly on ground,
Have trouble getting trousers off.
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Offline Maryak

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Re: Confucius Says
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 07:16:40 AM »
Woman who sleeps outside in Jerusalem
Sure to wake up with heavy dew on top

Woman who fly plane upside down
Sure to have crack up.
Если вы у Тетушки были яйца, она была бы Дядюшкой

Offline ironman123

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Re: Confucius Says
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2012, 01:53:38 AM »
OK now.  :ChineseBow:

Ray
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